Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Reverend Al Sharpton visits the 21 Club in Midtown Manhattan

(Following Bill O’Reilley’s comments regarding his visit to Sylvia’s in Harlem and his apparent shock and awe at black people who didn’t fit his stereotype, your good friends at Fascination Streak follow the Reverend Al Sharpton as he visits the 21 Club. Let’s listen in to what he has to say.)

“Damn! This place ain’t nothin’ like Harlem! Everyone in here is white. There’s not even one person in here screamin’ “motherfucker, can I get some iced tea” because every motherfucker in this joint has already got a tall-ass glass of it. With lemon! They’re all ordering and having fun and being civilized. I can’t get over the fact that even though this place is run by whites and with a primarily white patronship, it’s pretty much like being, well, like being anywhere in America besides Harlem.

You know, I think white Americans are finally figuring it out: “look, if I’m born the right color and don’t screw up too bad not only can I make it, I can pretty much coast. Maybe I can even use my journalistic credentials at the esteemed "Inside Edition" and "Current Affair" to springboard to a job at Faux News where I can spout hate speech all day culminating in 2007 with my first trip north of 125th Street where I can finally realize ‘hey, wait a second, black people are people just like the rest of us.’”

What a bonehead that O’Reilly guy is. Is there not one frikkin' taxi on Sixth Avenue that could, I don't know, "accidentally" hop the curb while he's on it? Too much to ask?


Blogger minus five said...

i generally can't stand al sharpton, but that is freakin' awesome. could bill o'reilly be a bigger idiot? i bet he and glenn beck are bff.

10:37 PM  

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