Thursday, October 18, 2007

Shh, shh, go back to sleep. It's probably nothing.

Say you're asleep and you hear a little something in your house. You're pretty sure it's not your wife or your kids but really, who knows. Could just be someone gettin' a snack. But then again it could be a psycho killer in a clown mask. Or that deformed guy from Goonies. Wearing a clown mask. And who among us wants to get out of bed and get their shotgun only to find out it was just someone gettin' a bowl of cereal. Who's not wearing a clown mask.

Not me.

That's why I recently bought some peace of mind with this little gem:

Perfect for the times we live in. And I think I speak for all of us when I say "clown mask or not, I don't wanna get out of my nice warm bed only to shoot your ass."

And here's a tagline I came up with (free of charge) that I feel would make the product that much more awesome:

The Back Up. Because somebody's lying.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tania Rochelle said...

How long--ya think--before we hear about someone getting his leg blown off because he bumped that thing getting out of bed in the morning?

8:42 AM  
Blogger biggy said...

wow.My relatives in SC will be very excited about this new product.

8:51 AM  

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