Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I was no math major, but....

Forgetting for a minute the system-wide train wreck that is the Spears family, am I the only one who’s been reading all this news about Britney Jr. and been all like “hey, didn't it use to be some sort of illegal something or another for a 19 year old to have sex with a 16 year old?” Maybe there's been some changes in the law. Or maybe kids really are growing up faster these days.

But of course they’re both white and not that poor black kid in Atlanta who spent a couple years in jail for a similar misstep. But still. Whatever keeps you in the good graces of the church, I suppose. Speaking of...

My favorite part of this whole thing has to be how Lynn Spear's book on good parenting is getting’ the ol’ heave-ho as a result of her…how should I put this…less than stellar parenting. Gee, you've got one daughter who's frikkin' insane and now the other's knocked up at 16. Do tell, Lynn, what is your secret to raising such fine Southern girls?

Ooops, indeed.


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