Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Debate club


On the heels of last night’s less than stellar performance by Billary and a rapidly depleting bank account, her camp proposed a series of weekly debates with Barack Obama.

Weekly.

Yeah, you read that right.

Considering we’re all pretty clear about who thinks they’ll be “ready on Day One” and who voted for or against the war, the Clinton camp tossed up a few potential debate topics.

Let’s have a look shall we?


• Painter’s pants vs. rugby shirts

• Rollerblades vs. Reebok pumps

• Hootie vs. Dave Matthews

• Beanie Babies vs. Furbies

• Napster vs. Kazzaa

• Pokemon vs. Tickle Me Elmo

• Hunter green vs. hunter green

• Doing the Macarena vs. saying “Wasssssssssup?”

• Exposed brick vs. hardwood floors

• David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar

• Crunchy vs. creamy

Should be riveting! Only 7 more months 'til the convention! How will we decide?

3 Comments:

Blogger dave said...

Look, all I'm saying is that Fairweather Johnson was a fantastic follow-up to Cracked Rear View and a more mature sophomore effort from Hootie.

8:10 PM  
Blogger biggy said...

And painter pants are not only fashionable, but functional too!

12:46 PM  
Blogger Tania Rochelle said...

'Crunchy' isn't peanut butter yet.

8:06 AM  

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