Friday, March 07, 2008

A few deep thoughts

I think if I worked at the stock exchange and the market was totally tanking I’d spend most of the day doing stuff like rubbing my temples, sitting with my head in my hands or just staring up at the big board with my mouth open in disbelief. ‘Cause then I’d be the guy in the paper the next morning under the headline “Stocks Plummet.”

If I was on American Idol, I’d avoid covering the following artists’ songs: Whitney Houston, Celine Dion and anyone that that total lesbian/biker/Roseanne Barr/Sweeney Todd/Janis-wanna-be chick decides to cover.

An interesting topic that came up the other night: if you had to tattoo a band’s name and/or logo on yourself, who would it be? I said the Stone’s tongue logo at the time. But then I thought it might be funnier to tattoo something like “Kajagoogoo” and people would always be like “hey, didn’t they have that song ‘Too Shy’ in the 80’s?” “Yeah,” I’d say. “They did.” And then I’d just watch as the whole thing sunk in for them.

If I were Michigan or Florida, I’d have listened to and followed the rules the first time.


Blogger Tania Rochelle said...

You've given me a lot to think about.

2:33 PM  

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