Thursday, April 10, 2008

It could be worse...


Things that are probably worse than having to listen to the world's worst yippee little dog that recently came to live at the house in front of my guest house who pretty much barks nonstop day and night at anything that moves and many things that don’t:

• Waterboarding

• Paying $300 more a month for the privilege like the poor bastard who ends up renting the place after I leave it in May. They are in for one hell of a shock. Poor bastards.

(editor's note: I frikkin' love dogs but this particular model is broken. Like really broken. And quite possibly retarded.)

8 Comments:

Blogger minus five said...

do you have a bb gun?

9:45 PM  
Blogger ButtonHole said...

I see no reason whatsoever that mutt should be allowed to die a natural death.

(apologies to mark twain re: his take on jane austen)

N.B.: I generally blame the owners for bad dogs, but with this particular breed, I make an exception!!!!

10:05 PM  
Blogger Howard said...

He narrowly escaped the gas recently when they talked about taking him back to the pound but apparently the kid threw a fit so they kept him with the promise of getting him a barking collar.

That was a month ago. Then again, this is the same woman who still hasn't finished re-doing the yard she tore up in September. Not exactly what we call "on top of it."

10:12 PM  
Blogger ButtonHole said...

oh, so it's the COLLAR barking and not the DOG? I see.

1:02 PM  
Blogger biggy said...

ugh, I feel your pain. At least you don't have to live with two of these creatures.

3:57 PM  
Blogger krr said...

Maybe Pico should come for a visit and teach that dog a thing or two.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Tania Rochelle said...

THAT is a cute dog! I'll take it.

9:32 PM  
Blogger Howard said...

I'll try to shoot some video of this little fucker. You have no idea how brainless this little thing is. Trust me.

3:06 PM  

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