Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Well that's great if you live in Fargo

The other night I was lamenting the fact that those of us who live out here in sunny southern California have little use for the Snuggie. It’s kind of a shame as that thing looks totally awesome! The perfect thing for a sedentary lifestyle.

But then I thought why must there be only one Snuggie? Introducing, some new Snuggies I think might be nice:

The Snugg
The Shortsleeved Snuggie for warmer climates

The Lugg

A Snuggie with legs

The Shugg
A Snuggie with short legs

The Smogg
Short legs, short arms—like a smock. This one’s an LA exclusive.

The Snuckie
Lighter and packable, for travel.

The Snoogie
Full-size Snuggie only with a hood for really cold places

The Floridogg
For Florida. Short arms, short legs, bedazzled to be damned and likely made of velour.

The ol’ Robe-on-Backwards
The poor man’s Snuggie

And this is just kind of awesome:


Blogger minus five said...

i've made fun of these things since the first day i saw them on tv, but sometimes i think i secretly want one. sometimes i imagine myself wearing one outside.

11:08 PM  
Blogger Tania Rochelle said...

I have two of these--and two rip-off versions.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Howard said...

It's the world's simplest idea. I also feel like these would be good for these haircutting things. A Snuggie made out of that nylon stuff would revolutionize haircutting.

12:53 PM  

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