Tuesday, December 01, 2009

You can still change your mind


Dear President Obama,

In a couple of hours you're gonna attach your presidency to a war started by a dipshit who had no plan to get out of it. Oh, I understand that apparently YOU've got a plan to "win it" and get out of it. But then again, I'm sure the Russians and the British all had plans to "win" and get out too. You know how those turned out.

So don't do it.

You yourself said you don't oppose all wars, just the dumb ones. That's why I voted for you. That's why record numbers of us voted for you. Now you're getting ready to do something that literally is making Karl Rove jump for joy. That right there has gotta tell you it's the wrong thing to do.

You've already pissed away any meaningful healthcare reform and sold us out to Wall Street. Can we at least get this right?

Half the country is gonna hate you no matter what you do (after all you're black, you weren't born in this country, you're a socialist/marxist/communist/fascist, you're trying to kill our grandmas, you're gonna take our guns, and you're from a big city).

The trouble is, by escalating this war, the other half is gonna start to hate you too. Think it over. You've still got an hour to do what you know is right.

And end it.

Tonight.

3 Comments:

Blogger minus five said...

yeah, but we're playing for the national championship.

did you crap your pants during that game? i did. and i screamed and yelled a lot and threw my phone across the room.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Howard Hill said...

I stopped breathing for easily 3-4 minutes. How we let it come to that I'll never know. Let's hope the real team shows up out here in Pasadena.

11:10 PM  
Blogger minus five said...

do you get to go?! you HAVE to, howard. HAVE to.

12:20 AM  

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