Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Bad screenplay idea #436

In the wake of an extremely minor fender bender (not her fault), Sandra Bullock becomes hooked on prescription painkillers and loses her job, her family and the comfort of her lush, leafy suburban neighborhood. She spirals further and further down until she lands in a dark underworld of drugs and door-to-door peanut brittle sales on the mean streets of West Memphis (the bad part).

Once there, she's befriended by a crack whore with a heart of gold played by Drew Barrymore (or, as a safety, Kate Hudson) and begins to make peace with her new life, eventually joining up with a regional ACORN office. There she helps rig the voting that eventually leads to Obama's election. Real America goes ape for it. Working title: "The Dark Side."


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