Monday, June 08, 2015

One-star TripAdvisor reviews of the inn where the Netflix series “Bloodline” takes place

"Innkeeper died the day we got there."

"The family that runs the place never leaves."

"They ran out of bottled beer. Pretty sure the Rayburns drank it all. Those bastards."

"Boat captain seemed distracted, smoked a lot."

"Rained constantly."

"Told there was no room for my luggage in the shuttle van until they 'made a stop.'"

"The same guy runs the restaurant and the boat charters and what looks like a pretty healthy cocaine trafficking operation."

"Pretty sure the sheriff son killed his brother while we were there."

"Never again."